Goat Simulator 3
Pilgor’s baaack! Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; a totally realistic, sandbox farmyard experience. Invite up to three friends in local or online co-op, create carnage together, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends.
Overview of the platinum guide
No missable trophies · 2 online trophies
Playtime
Platinum Requirement Profile (Difficulty & Effort)
Humorous open-world chaos loaded with collectibles, but lacking any gameplay difficulty.
- Mechanics & Peak: 3/10 – Easy physics controls and simple platforming with no tough hurdles.
- Guide Reliance: 4/10 – A guide is strongly recommended for countless collectibles and specific instincts.
- Grind & Collectibles: 6/10 – Over 200 trinkets, ramps, and tapes require extensive map searching.
- RNG & Luck: 2/10 – Physics chaos rarely creates random moments, but no real RNG.
- Punishment Severity: 2/10 – No real penalties, infinite respawns, and extremely relaxed gameplay.
- Co-op / MP Dependency: 0/10 – All trophies can be earned completely solo offline.
Trophies
Main game
G.O.A.T
Unlock all the trophies
Platinum trophy. Automatically unlocked after unlocking all other trophies.
I Watched the Intro
Sit through the intro
Do not skip the Skyrim-parody opening cutscene when starting a new game; let it play out fully until gameplay begins.
Nasty!
Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot
Stand directly in front of the yellow oil droplet mascot at the Fossil Fuel station in Fairmeadows Ranch until it sprays you.
What a Waste of Money
Buy the Gators shoes
Purchase the 'Gators' footwear cosmetic from the Wardrobe menu for 40 Illuminati Karma points.
Reach the Stratosphere
Get flung out of the map
Launch yourself repeatedly off stacked trampolines, geysers, or explosive barrels until the ragdoll physics propel you entirely out of the skybox.
Streaking
Run naked on the football field
Unequip every item in your Wardrobe so your goat has default fur and no accessories, then sprint across the football field in Suburbsville.
Who Baywatches the Baywatch?
Run on the beach in slow motion
Enable slow motion via the emote radial menu or game settings, then sprint along the sandy beach on Libertarian Island.
401(K.O.)
Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down
Equip the Kärring mobility scooter gear and ram at top speed into another elderly pedestrian driving a scooter in Downtown.
Where is It?
Find That clown
Drop into the storm drain opening near the carnival pier in Downtown to find the sewer room with the red balloon.
Crocsquatch
Give Big Foot some shoes
Locate Bigfoot in the forested reserve, carry or fling a pair of shoes to his feet, and wait for him to kick them on.
Cannibanane
Lick a banana as an Abominana
Equip the Abominana body skin unlocked from the 'Silencer' event, then lick any banana found at grocery stands in Downtown or Fairmeadows Ranch.
Raider of the Lost Parking Garage
Find the perfectly round boulder
Head to the multi-level parking garage in Downtown San Angora and headbutt the massive, Indiana Jones-style spherical boulder hidden inside.
You Trusted Your Instincts
Complete all Instincts
Instincts are mini-challenges tracked directly in the pause menu. Most require specific gear pieces or physics interactions, so tackle these after acquiring a large wardrobe.
French Fika
Lick the croissant
Climb onto the bakery rooftop in Downtown San Angora to find the giant decorative croissant and lick it.
Real Buoy
Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Swim out into the open water off the southern coast until the giant whale surfaces and swallows you whole.
A Center for Ants?
Interact with the shrunken shrink house
Complete the 'Shrink Machine' event in Suburbsville, then interact with the miniature dollhouse to teleport inside.
Egg Simulator [Online trophy]
Become an Egg
Climb atop the giant coop on the small island off Fairmeadows Ranch, sit in the giant nest, and wait for the transformation to occur.
[REDACTED]
Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur
Equip the 'Lightsabre' (Toy Sword) back gear, the 'Space Goat' body skin, and the 'Starry' fur pattern at the same time.
Move! That! Bus!
Redecorate the entire Goat Castle
After unlocking all Goat Castle rooms, interact with every glowing customization marker on the walls and floors to apply a new theme to each slot.
Into the Matrix
Find the trainstation
Follow the underground subway tracks beneath Downtown San Angora until you reach the abandoned terminal station.
Beauty, Fitness, Mindfulness & Meditation
Sit through the entire yoga session
Head to the yoga terrace in Downtown San Angora, lay down in ragdoll mode on an open mat, and remain completely still until the instructor finishes the entire routine.
Black Market
Find the shady merchant
Search the alleyways behind the fish market along the Downtown coastline to find the shady merchant stall.
Car Cave
Find the secret garage
Break through the hidden cliffside cave entrance along the mountain highway between Suburbsville and the Lumberjack area to discover the secret Batcave parody.
Club Mohair
Enter the super secret container rave
Head to the shipping container dockyard in Downtown, locate the blue container with loud club music playing, and headbutt open the door.
San Angora: Become Human
Unlock the Capra Erectus
Complete the 'Missing: Bigfoot' questline in the forested hills to unlock the upright-walking Capra Erectus skin.
Daredevil
Jump off all Ramps
Collectible. For exact locations, please refer to our separate TrophyBase collectible guide.
Certified Fresh
Find all movie tapes
Collectible. For exact locations, please refer to our separate TrophyBase collectible guide.
Forgotten Sorority
Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Earn Karma and complete events to upgrade your Goat Castle to Rank F.
Goat Queen
Become Queen of all the goats
Enter the Goat Castle throne room and jump onto the throne to be crowned and receive the Queen goat cosmetic.
Welcome to Earth
Start the Alien invasion
Complete the crop circle radar dish puzzle at the farmlands to initiate the UFO event.
Private Club
Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Earn Karma and complete events to upgrade your Goat Castle to Rank E.
Rogue Guild
Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Earn Karma and complete events to upgrade your Goat Castle to Rank D.
Covert Consortium
Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
Earn Karma and complete events to upgrade your Goat Castle to Rank C.
Secret Society
Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
Earn Karma and complete events to upgrade your Goat Castle to Rank B.
Shadow Syndicate
Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
Earn Karma and complete events to upgrade your Goat Castle to Rank A.
Synchronization Complete
Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Headbutt the terminal switch at the summit of all six Goat Towers across San Angora to reveal the full map.
New Goat Order
Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
Earn Karma and complete events to upgrade your Goat Castle to the maximum Rank S.
Don't touch the servers [Online trophy]
You touched the servers
During the final boss sequence behind the Tier S door, enter the developer server room and headbutt the server racks until the game crashes to credits.
Try Hard 2
Find all Trinkets
Collectible. For exact locations, please refer to our separate TrophyBase collectible guide.
胡鬧多元宇宙
It's All a Simulation
What a cop-out
Unlocked automatically through story progression.
Lousy References
Find all Broken Relics
Collectible. For exact locations, please refer to our separate TrophyBase collectible guide.
Try Hard With a Vengeance
Find all Multiverse Trinkets
Collectible. For exact locations, please refer to our separate TrophyBase collectible guide.
Ultrasonic Speedy
Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy
Equip the Speedy skin from the wardrobe menu, track down Speedy the tortoise, and lick him.
You Gotta Licket to Ride
Lick the flying train
Head up to the aerial train tracks in the sky, wait for the flying train to approach, and lick it as it passes.
Hell of a Ride
Take a ride on Charons boat
Travel down to the Underworld, jump aboard Charon's boat, and stay on board until the full loop completes.
I Love History
Sit through the whole history documentary
Sit on the bench inside the history museum and watch the documentary without leaving your seat until the video ends.
So Aerodynamic
Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat
Take control of the Trojan Goat and position yourself directly under a hydraulic press or stomper to get squashed.
This Took Half My Life
Experience the entire Black Meze tour
Hop into the tram at Black Meze to start the tour and remain in your seat until the entire tram sequence concludes.
You Mined Too Greedily and Too Deep
Find the Deep Stone
Collectible. For exact locations, please refer to our separate TrophyBase collectible guide.
Goat Got Brains
Find the Knowledge Stone
Collectible. For exact locations, please refer to our separate TrophyBase collectible guide.
Appliance in Disguise
Find the Space Stone
Collectible. For exact locations, please refer to our separate TrophyBase collectible guide.
Gastroscopy
Find the Kidney Stone
Collectible. For exact locations, please refer to our separate TrophyBase collectible guide.
Goat Simulator 3 - Multiverse of Nonsense
Wow, Such Instincts
Complete all Instincts
Track remaining challenges directly in the Instincts tab of the pause menu. Several tasks require equipping specific gear mutators or interacting with interactive props around the map.
Dr. Pheelsgood
Help all the patients as Dr. Pilgor
Equip the Dr. Pilgor gear and head to the medical area. Interact with or headbutt each marked patient in their hospital bed to treat them.
Baadlands: Furry Road
Vault 55
Open the Vault
Open the large bunker in the wasteland by solving the corresponding puzzles in the surrounding area.
Utopia
Fully Upgrade Pilgor Town
Gather enough resources and complete quests to level up Pilgor Town to its maximum level.
Live Free and Try Hard
Find all Baadlands Trinkets
Collectible. For exact locations, please refer to our separate TrophyBase collectible guide.
Wheels of Fortune
Find all Golden Wheels
Collectible. For exact locations, please refer to our separate TrophyBase collectible guide.
Daredevil of the Wasteland [Hidden]
Jump off all Ramps
Collectible. For exact locations, please refer to our separate TrophyBase collectible guide.
Maximus Instinctus
Complete all Baadlands Instincts
Successfully complete all specific instincts in the Baadlands menu. Some require precise timing and specific gear items.
Crash Course
Complete all Hooferdome Courses
Successfully complete all race tracks and courses in the Hooferdome stadium to unlock this trophy.
Marathon Rider
Drive 42.195 km with your motorcycle
Drive a total distance of 42.195 km on a motorcycle. This is best done in an open area or on a straight road.
Deliciously Disgusting
Make a pineapple pizza
Lick a pineapple found in the environment and drag it directly onto an unbaked pizza base at the diner.
Dude, where's my square car? [Hidden]
Drive a compacted vehicle
Drive any car inside the scrapyard car compactor, press the button to crush it into a cube, and enter the compacted block to take it for a spin.
Walkthrough
Reach the Stratosphere
Main Game
Who Baywatches the Baywatch?
Main Game
Club Mohair
Main Game
Black Market
Main Game
San Angora: Become Human
Main Game
French Fika
Main Game
[REDACTED]
Main Game
Crocsquatch
Main Game
Streaking
Main Game
Real Buoy
Main Game
A Center for Ants?
Main Game
Where is It?
Main Game
Raider of the Lost Parking Garage
Main Game
Nasty!
Main Game
401(K.O.)
Main Game
Car Cave
Main Game
Welcome to Earth
Main Game
Cannibanane
Main Game
Into the Matrix
Main Game
Egg Simulator
Main Game
Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation
Main Game